It’s Tuesday morning. I have a sinking feeling in my stomach. It’s Brooklyn Bodyburn (BBB) day. I’ve come to have a love/hate relationship with the muscle burning, shake inducing, “do I puke or cry?” phenomenon that is BBB. On the one hand I know the next hour is going to be pretty much the most intense grueling hour of exercise I can do (bar maybe Tonehouse). On the other hand, it’s the feeling of strength, power and pure adrenaline after the burn that keeps me (and most of the New York models I know) coming back for more.
So what is the sweat sensation that is BBB? Brooklyn Bodyburn has taken Pilates Reformer to a whole new level. Based in Brooklyn, the class utilises the ‘Megaformer’. What on earth is that I hear you ask? I know, I felt the same way when I first decided to take my ‘mega plunge’. If your familiar with Pilates Reformer, it basically takes the fundamentals of that to a ‘mega’ scale. You’ll use a machine similar to that of normal Reformer set ups. Which (if its as foreign to you as it was to me), is a machine like contraption, using changeable weighted springs as a form of resistance. You use different platforms on the machine to perform moves which are met with the springs resistance. It definitely looks like a torture mechanism, but it’s not. Well not technically anyway.
The class is spent hopping (very quickly) from one exercise to another. You’ll perform Megareformer variations of planks, lunges, pikes, push ups, Tricep dips to name a few. Each exercise uses isometric movements that lead your muscles to fatigue. And when I say ‘fatigue’ I mean “holy cow I’ve not seen my leg shake quite so much. Ever. I’m practically Bambi on ice”. I “must go on”, they encourage. The shake is a “good thing”. Really?! Right now I feel like it’s kinda not I tell myself. Yet they motivate me in such an inspiring way that I keep going. They reaffirm that “muscles are built when the shake comes; recruiting new muscle fibres”. Uhh ok fine maybe one more lunge. Grimace, grimace, or as my yoga teacher likes to call it “fart face” – unsurprisingly none of those allowed in yoga. May have to make an exception in the case of Bodyburn.
Movements focus on different parts of the body. Notably, I remember a whole lot of leg work. “I do want a butt like Beyonce’s, I do want a butt like Beyoncé” I tell myself as I see my face grimacing in the mirror at the thought of the whole other leg to come later on. I honestly don’t know whether to puke or cry. Having been a few times I thought I’d get the knack of it by now. Not sure if they’re just trying to be nice, they tell me apparently it’s ‘always hard – even for instructors’ – oh good.
You certainly get your burn for your buck. The class is a full body workout, but the core. Oh my word the core. Megaformer known as ‘the core creator’ ensures that in every move you make, the core is fired up. A teacher once told me it’s like a ‘truth machine’; you think you have a solid core, but this way of working out brings a whole new meaning to the word. No coincidence that the girls who have clearly spent some time here are flaunting abs of steel then!
The instructors are a true merit to the class. Motivating you past those shakey points, past the brink of no return, on to the next exercises. They aren’t lying when they say it “burns so good”. You certainly burn. Oh it burns, but oh it’s worth it. Not for the faint of heart (I would be sugar coating it to say that it’s anything but intense), but if you’re willing to persevere, push past your limits and rise to the challenge you will surely be handsomely rewarded. I certainly recommend it – just try to keep the “fart face” to a minimum!
Sending health & happiness,